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NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD.......

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 02:11:27 +0100

An old man lived alone in a village. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren’t in prison.
Love,
Dad

While in prison, his son felt very bad and grumbled in a loud tone ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig up the garden!! That’s where I buried the GUNS!!’ .
At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.

His son’s reply was: ‘Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad.. It’s the best I could do for you from here.’

Moral of the story:
NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS.. NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS….

Not every one who shits on you is your enemy.

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 02:10:05 +0100

A little bird was flying south during winter. It was so cold that the bird frozed and fell into a large field. while she was there, a cow came and shit on her. As she lay in the shit, she realize how warm she was. The shit was thawing her out! she lay there all warm, happy and began to sing for joy. A cat heard her singing. Fallow the sound, the cat discovered her under the pile of shit, dug her out and ate her.
Moral of the story?

Not every one who shits on you is your enemy.
Not every one who gets you out of shit is your friend
And when you are in deep shit keep your mouth shut.....

The difference Between Complete and Finish

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:44:38 +0100

No English dictionary has been able to differentiate the words COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that's easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference. I beg to differ, cuz there is! When u marry the right man/woman, you are COMPLETE, when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED. BUT when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!

Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 21:43:11 +0100

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell in to a large field. while he was there, a cow came and shit on him. As the bird lay in the shit, he realize how warm he was. The shit was thawing him out! he lay there all warm and happy and began to sing for joy. A cat heard him singing. Fallow the sound, the cat discover the bird under the pile of shit, dug him out and ate him. Moral of the story?
Not every one who shits on you is your enemy.
Not every one who gets you out of shit is your friend
And when you are in deep shit keep your mouth shut

Quote By : Andrea (Germany)

Gurls-Gurls-Gurls...lol

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 21:44:20 +0100

Boy; Hi...
Girl: What?...
Boy: How are you?...
Girl: Do i know you?..
Boy: am Rich...
Girl: hi, am Tracy, I'm 20, Single, no Kids, nice meeting you....
Boy : no no, ''Rich' is my name...
Girl: Sorry i dont talk to boys...
hahahahahahahahahahahha

Fun By: Vanessa (Cameroon)

LOOOOOOOOL

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:39:23 +0100

GIRL: Hi babe! ...
BOY: Hi my angel(msg failed)....
GIRL: Are u there,swedy? ...
BOY: Yes love,i'm here(msg failed)....
GIRL: Are u ignoring me or what?.....
BOY: Honey,i'm not...i'm here(msg failed)...
GIRL: Itz over! Don't ever talk 2me again.....
BOY: Damn! Go to hell(msg sent)...hahahhahahahahhahahhaahhahhahhaa
LOOOOOOOL

Fun By : Cykum p

Munni, Sheila, Jalebi Bai; now Chikni Chameli Kat

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 00:05:09 +0100

After creating a stir with her hot item numbers Sheila Ki Jawani and Bodyguard,Katrina Kaif is all set for another sizzling performaThis time she will be seen as Chikni Chameli in Karan Johar’s Agneepath.
Karan Johar lately tweeted, “Katrina Kaif is doing a full on item song in Agneepath….its a total swinging number called Chikni Chameli….we shoot it in a week!!”Katrina Kaif is definitely a great choice for the item number. The much awaited Agneepath will grab more eyeballs with the item song.

tem numbers have become the hottest trend in Bollywood. Even the best crop of Bollywood actresses doesn’t mind doing item numbers now. From Aishwarya Rai‘s Kajra Re, Malaika Arora‘s Munni to Mallika Sherawat‘s Mayya Mayya and Jalebi Babi, all these songs became extremely popular with the masses.Katrina‘s Sheila Ki Jawani was the only good thing about Tees Maar Khan, which sank without a trace.Preity Zinta, Shilpa Shetty and Bipasha Basu have also done item numbers in past.

Dakota Fanning: Too Young For Racy Cosmopolitan Cover?

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 00:01:01 +0100

Dakota Fanning's appearance on the new cover of Cosmopolitan has sparked controversy. Reason being: she's 17 and the magazine is full of risque material. Fanning, who turns 18 next month, appears gorgeous and grown up with dark eyes, light blonde hair and a form-fitting dress on the cover of the February issue. That alone probably wouldn't draw fire from critics, but look the article teases:

Some say a minor shouldn't promote a publication with content such as “His Best Sex Ever,” “Too Naughty To Stay Here: But You Have to Try This Sex Trick,” and “Um, Vagina Are You Okay Down There?” But Cosmopolitan defended its decision.“It is one thing to educate young women about sex and their bodies, but putting a young, underage girl on the cover of a magazine that had long been known to push the limits is sending the wrong message,” one media watchdog said.Cosmo's response: "We’re thrilled to feature Dakota Fanning on the February cover and she looks stunning. Dakota, who turns 18 this month, is a mature, fearless young woman and we're proud to honor her as our Fun Fearless Female of the year."

Tell us: Is Dakota Fanning too young to cover Cosmopolitan?

Molly Sims: Pregnant With First Child!

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 23:40:01 +0100

The 38-year-old model, jewelry designer and actress is expecting her first child with her new husband Scott Stuber, her rep confirmed this afternoon."There are simply no words to describe the feeling," Sims wrote. "I finally get what they mean when they say pregnant women glow."Sims explained that a "first pregnancy is a nerve-wracking experience of course, but mostly we are just thrilled and excited. We can't wait to meet him or her."Sims also shared how she broke the news to Scott Stuber, 42."I hijacked a fortune cookie and typed a new message so that when he opened his cookie at the end of the meal, he found out he was going to be a daddy.""You can only imagine how nervous I was during the entire meal - I think I ate a total of two bites - but the look of surprise and joy on his face was priceless."Stuber, who produced Love and Other Drugs, popped the question in May 2011. The couple married in September. Congratulations on the impending arrival!

The Drunkad

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 23:01:04 +0100

POLICE: I'm sorry sir your wife has been involved in a car crash and we would like you to accompany us so you can identify the body.
DRUNK HUSBAND: I'm a bit busy right now. Can't you take a photo and tag me on facebook? If it's her, I will click the "like" button. hahaha :P

Fun By: Blanche Munge (Germany)