January 28, 2012
An old man lived alone in a village. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren’t in prison.
Love,
Dad
While in prison, his son felt very bad and grumbled in a loud tone ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig up the garden!! That’s where I buried the GUNS!!’ .
At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.
His son’s reply was: ‘Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad.. It’s the best I could do for you from here.’
Moral of the story:
NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS.. NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS….
Posted by SAWA-Africana INT'L. Posted In : LIFE TEACHINGS
January 28, 2012
A little bird was flying south during winter. It was so cold that the bird frozed and fell into a large field. while she was there, a cow came and shit on her. As she lay in the shit, she realize how warm she was. The shit was thawing her out! she lay there all warm, happy and began to sing for joy. A cat heard her singing. Fallow the sound, the cat discovered her under the pile of shit, dug her out and ate her.
Moral of the story?
Not every one who shits on you is your enemy.
Not every one wh...
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Posted by SAWA-Africana INT'L. Posted In : LIFE TEACHINGS
January 27, 2012
No English dictionary has been able to differentiate the words COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that's easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference. I beg to differ, cuz there is! When u marry the right man/woman, you are COMPLETE, when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED. BUT when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED! Continue reading...
Posted by SAWA-Africana INT'L. Posted In : FUN-FUN-FUN
January 23, 2012
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell in to a large field. while he was there, a cow came and shit on him. As the bird lay in the shit, he realize how warm he was. The shit was thawing him out! he lay there all warm and happy and began to sing for joy. A cat heard him singing. Fallow the sound, the cat discover the bird under the pile of shit, dug him out and ate him. Moral of the story?Not every one who shits on you is your enemy.Not every one ... Continue reading...
Posted by SAWA-Africana INT'L. Posted In : LIFE QUOTES (love, Missx u, marriage,birthday..etc)
January 23, 2012
Boy; Hi...
Girl: What?...
Boy: How are you?...
Girl: Do i know you?..
Boy: am Rich...
Girl: hi, am Tracy, I'm 20, Single, no Kids, nice meeting you....
Boy : no no, ''Rich' is my name...
Girl: Sorry i dont talk to boys...
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January 23, 2012
GIRL: Hi babe! ... BOY: Hi my angel(msg failed).... GIRL: Are u there,swedy? ... BOY: Yes love,i'm here(msg failed).... GIRL: Are u ignoring me or what?..... BOY: Honey,i'm not...i'm here(msg failed)... GIRL: Itz over! Don't ever talk 2me again..... BOY: Damn! Go to hell(msg sent)...hahahhahahahahhahahhaahhahhahhaaLOOOOOOOLFun By : Cykum p Continue reading...
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January 15, 2012
After creating a stir with her hot item numbers Sheila Ki Jawani and Bodyguard,Katrina Kaif is all set for another sizzling performaThis time she will be seen as Chikni Chameli in Karan Johar’s Agneepath.Karan Johar lately tweeted, “Katrina Kaif is doing a full on item song in Agneepath….its a total swinging number called Chikni Chameli….we shoot it in a week!!”Katrina Kaif is definitely a great choice for the item number. The much awaited Agneepath will grab more eyeballs with the ... Continue reading...
Posted by SAWA ARICANA. Posted In : GOSSIPS FROM BOLLYWOOD
January 15, 2012
Dakota Fanning's appearance on the new cover of Cosmopolitan has sparked controversy. Reason being: she's 17 and the magazine is full of risque material. Fanning, who turns 18 next month, appears gorgeous and grown up with dark eyes, light blonde hair and a form-fitting dress on the cover of the February issue. That alone probably wouldn't draw fire from critics, but look the article teases:
Some say a minor shouldn't promote a publication with content such as “His Best Sex Ever,” “Too N...
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January 14, 2012
The 38-year-old model, jewelry designer and actress is expecting her first child with her new husband Scott Stuber, her rep confirmed this afternoon."There are simply no words to describe the feeling," Sims wrote. "I finally get what they mean when they say pregnant women glow."
Sims explained that a "first pregnancy is a nerve-wracking experience of course, but mostly we are just thrilled and excited. We can't wait to meet him or her."Sims also shared how she broke the news to Scott Stuber, 4...
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January 14, 2012
POLICE: I'm sorry sir your wife has been involved in a car crash and we would like you to accompany us so you can identify the body.
DRUNK HUSBAND: I'm a bit busy right now. Can't you take a photo and tag me on facebook? If it's her, I will click the "like" button. hahaha :PFun By: Blanche Munge (Germany)
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Posted by SAWA ARICANA. Posted In : FUN-FUN-FUN
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